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HEAD: Thank you, LYCRA.
COPY: For putting the umph in my Spanx.
            Empowering me to be daring, not just clothed.
            Because my silhouette is something to be taken in.
            Because flattery will get me anywhere.
 
            For putting the play back in my Playtex.
            For letting me indulge.
            Holding me softly.
            For marrying comfort and sexiness to satisfy my desires.
            For not resisting me.
 
            For making me stronger than I ever could have imagined.
            For putting the “workin it” in my work out.
            Making sweat just an accessory.
 
            For making my jeans fit like I’ve got great genes.
            Because with you on my (back)side, they hate to see me go.
            But they love to watch me leave.
 
            Thank you for my freedom.
            My confidence.